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  LIPSON:Hi,DeanLipson,zooadministrator.Iwastoldyouhadaquestion.

  PHOEBE:Oh,oh,OK,soeveryone,pretendlikeI'mtellingyouastory,OK.And,andit'sreallyfunny.Soeveryonejustlaugh,now.

  LIPSON:Wellhegotsick,andthenhegotsicker,andthenhegotalittlebetterbutthenhedied.

  RACHEL:Yaknow,incrazyworld,thatmeansyou'remarried.

  ERICA:Ishouldjustbehappytobenearyou.

  PHOEBE:Oh,wow.

  [Scene:InaTVcommercialthatthegangiswatchingatMonicaandRachel's.]

  ALL:HiPhoebe.

  COMMERCIALVOICEOVER:Can'tgetthemonkeyoffyourback?Thenputitinyourmouth...

  ROSS:Ican'tbelievethis.

  JOEY:Butthat'swhat...

  JOEY:Yeah,thatwasatrickyone.Inreality,thatoperationtakeslike,over10hours,buttheyonlyshoweditfor2minites.

  ERICA:Well,herewesit,devilmaycare,justalittlewhileagoyouwerereattachingsomeone'sspinalcord.

  CHANDLER:Wait,wait,wait.[Opensthetopofthedishsoaphe'sholding]

  JOEY:Uhh,thisisit,thisishowwe'regonnadie.Ready?

  JOEY:Hey,hey,checkitout,guesswhatIgot.

  ROB:That'snotagoodidea,that'skindathereasonthelastguygotfired.

  ROB:Anyway,IscheduleperformersforthechildrenslibrariesaroundthecityandIwasjustthinking,haveyoueverthoughtaboutplayingyoursongsforkids?

  ERICA:Oh,Drake,isn'titamazing?

  JOEY:Ah,thestalker.

  CHANDLER:Wellwecouldjuststayinandcookforourselves.[bothlaughhysterically]

  ROSS:Well,there'sthis,uh,paleontologyconferenceinL.A.soIfiguredI'dgoandthendrivedowntothezooandsurpriseMarcel.

  ALL:Alright!

  [Rossenterswithasuitcase]

  [Aguyissittingathisdeskandhisbosscomesinanddropsahugepileofpapersonhisdesk.Theguylooksdejected.]

  PHOEBE:Iknow.

  [欧美电视剧]僵尸国度第四季

  JOEY:Uhh,cause,uhh,I'maneurosurgeonandthatwasclearlyacaseof,uh,uh,foodalchokage.Alright,look,Igottotellyousomething.

  ERICA:Well,yes,yes,thebestdoctorinallofSalem,Dr.DrakeRemore.

  ROSS:SometimesIwonderifIdidtherightthing,yaknow,givinghimaway.

  [doorbuzzergoesoff]

  ROSS:Thatcommercialalwaysmakesmesosad.

  JANITOR:Meetmeinthenocturnalhousein15minutes.

  PHOEBE:Ooh,whereareyouoffto,Travelin'Jake?

  LIPSON:I'msorry.Look,Iknowthiscan'tbringhimbackbuthere,it'sjustagesture.

  JOEY:Erica.

  RACHEL:Andshe'snotcrazy?

  [Amonkeyjumpsonthedeskandhandstheguyabeer.Heopensthebeerandissuddenlyonthebeach,inahammock,withbeautifulwomenallaround.]

  RACHEL:Oh,Ross,youhadto,Imean,hewashumpingeverythinginsight.Imean,IhaveaMalibuBarbithatwillnolongerbewearingwhitetoherwedding.

  PHOEBE:OK,um,I'mgonnaplay,um,somesongsaboutgrandparents,OK.[singing]Now,grandma'sapersonwhoeveryonelikes,sheboughtyouatrainandabright,shinybike.Butlatelyshehasn'tbeencomingtodinner,Andlasttimeyousawhershelookedsomuchthinner.Now,yourmomandyourdadsaidshemovedtoPeru,butthetruthisshediedandsomedayyouwilltoo.La-la-lalala-la-lalala-la-lala...

  ROSS:Uhh,heylook,Idon'treallyenjoybeingwithothermenthatway.But,um,zoodollars?

  OPENINGTITLES

  [Everyonelaughs]

  [Scene:Library.Phoebeisgettingreadytosingforthekids.Chandler,Monica,andRachelarethere.]

  ERICA:Idon'tunderstand,whydidn'tyouhelpthatman?

  ERICA:Nevermind,it'sopen.

  ROSS:ImeantbecausethemonkeyinitremindsmeofMarcel.

  JOEY:Yeah,butthentheguyopenshisbeerandthosegirlsrunathim,so,everythingseemstoworkoutOK.

  ALL:Hey.

  JOEY:OK,we'lljustleave,andwhenwepassheronthestairs,shewon'tknowit'sme'causewe'venevermet.CHANDLER:That'showradiostarsescapestalkers.

  JOEY:She'scomin'.

  KIDS:Ooohhh.

  MONICA:[reading]'DearDr.Remore,knowthatIloveyouandwoulddoanythingtohaveyou.'Gosh.'Yournot-so-secretiveadmirer,EricaFord.'Oohwait,'PSenclosedpleasefind14ofmyeyelashes.'

  ROSS:Zoodollars?

  [CamerapansbackfromtheTVtoshowthegangwatching.]

  PHOEBE:Iknow,Iknow.[toRob]Hello.

  PHOEBE:No,uh-uh,I'mjust,I'mnervous.So,youknowwhat,maybeifIjust,ifIpicturethemallintheirunderwear.

  [Rob(ChrisIsaac)enters]

  JOEY:Good,otherwisemywatchwouldfalloff.[laughshysterically]

  ROSS:Well,yaknow,someoneshouldhavecalledme.

  ERICA:It'sErica.

  JOEY:No,myfirstfanmail.

  LIPSON:I'msorryMr.Geller.Butyaknow,there'sanoldsaying,'Sometimesmonkeysdie.'It'snotagreatsayingbutitcertainlyisfittingtoday.

  MONICA:Thiswasn'taddressedtoDaysofOurLives,thisis,thiscametoyourapartment.There'snostamponit,thiswomanwasinourbuilding.

  CHANDLER:Yeah,wellsure,whenhedidit,itwasfunny.WhenIdidittomyboss'shat...allofthesuddenIhavethisbigattitudeproblem.

  ROSS:Iwasthinkin'aboutit.

  ERICA:Hi.

  RACHELANDMONICA:Yeah.

  LIPSON:Yes,andcomeseethebirdshowat4.Themacawswearhats.Wellit'salotcuterifyourmonkeyhasn'tjustdied.

  ROSS:Well,Iuh,Ican'tseemtofindthemonkeyIdonatedlastyear.He'sacapuchan,answerstothenameMarcel.

  ROB:YouOK?

  ERICA:No,seriously.Thesehands.Thesemiracle,magical,life-givinghands.Oh,justtobenearthem,touchthem,maybeevenlickone?

  [Bothrunbackintheirapartment.There'saknockatthedoor.]

  JANITOR:It'saboutyourmonkey.It'salive.

  JOEY:Yeahitis...what?

  MONICA:Ah,andImean,he'sgoingoutwithher?Hecannotpersuethis.

  [Scene:ChandlerandJoey'sapartment.ChandlerandJoeyarestandingaroundinthekitchen.]

  COMMERCIALVOICEOVER:...WithMonkeyShineBeer.[MonkeyShinetheme]MonkeyShineBeer,'causeit'sajungleoutthere.]

  ERICA:OhDrake,youaresotalented,letmeseethosehands.Ohthesehands,thesebeautifulhands,ohIcouldjusteatthem...butIwon't.

  WAITER:OhmyGod!Someone,he'schoking.Isanyonehereadoctor?

  ERICA:It'sme.

  [JoeyopensthedoorandseesErica(BrookeShields).JoeygetsahugesmileandChandlersqueezedthedishsoapintheair.]

  CHANDLER:Well,shelookstheexactoppositeofthat.

  [Scene:SanDiegoZoo.RossisattheMonkeycages.]

  ROSS:Rememberwhensometimeshe'dborrowyourhat,and,andwhenyougotitbackthere'dbelittlemonkeyraisinsinit.

  CHANDLER:Hello.

  RACHEL:Oh,Phoebe,thatreallycuteguyishereagain.

  CHANDLER:Well,yourememberCathyBatesinMisery?

  ROSS:OhmyGod,whathappened?

  RACHEL:OhmyGod.

  CHANDLER:Ohnonono,she'satotalwackjob.Yeah,shethinksthatJoeyisactuallyDr.DrakeRemore.

  ROB:Idon'tknowanythingaboutmusic,butIthinkyou'rereally,reallygreat.

  [Someguyatanothertablestartschoking]

  [Phoebepullsoutherguitar]

  [Scene:Restraunt.JoeyandEricaarestillthere.]

  CHANDLER:YouknowIthinkhewillbesurprised,'tillherealizeshe'samonkey,anduh,youknow,isn'tcapableofthatemotion.

  [Scene:SanDiegeZoo.Rossisstillatthemonkeycages.Ajanitorissweeping.]

  [Scene:Anicerestraunt.JoeyandEricaaredining.]

  PHOEBE:OK.[theykiss]OK,alrighty,let'splaysometunes.Hieverybody,I'mPhoebe

  CHANDLER:Hey,justbecausethiswomanthinksshecanactuallyseeJoeythroughthemagicalboxinherlivingroomdoesn'tmeanshe'snotaperson.Imean,doesshenotdeservehappiness,doesshenotdeservelove?What'reyoulookin'atmefor?He'stheonewhowantstoboffthemaniac.

  [Joeyentersholdingaletter]

  JOEY:Ohmygod,Igotmyveryownstalker.

  CHANDLER:Rhythm?

  ROB:Hi.I'mRobDohnen.

  [Scene:CentralPerk.Chandler,Monica,Rachel,andPhoebeareatthecouch.]

  CHANDLER:Theonetimethey'renothome.

  JOEY:Noone.

  PHOEBE:Icanseethat,'causetheybothhavethosebigbrowneyesand,yaknow,thelittlepoutychin.MONICA:Andthefactthatthey'rebothmonkeys.

  PHOEBE:HiRobDohnen.

  MONICA:Ican'tbelieveJoey'shavinglunchwithhisstalker.Whati-,whatisshelike.

  [TheyrunoutandknockonMonicaandRachel'sdoor]

  JOEY:Alright,justone.[shelickshishandsratheremphatically]Wow,you'regoodatthat.

  LIPSON:Ahh,I'mafraidIhavesomebadnews.Marcelhaspassedon.

  JOEY:Let'sgetoutofhere.

  JOEY:Hey,whaddyawannadofordinner?

  ROSS:Heyguys.

  PHOEBE:I'mjust,I'm,I'm,I'musedtoplayingforgrown-ups.Yaknow,theyjust,grown-upsdrinktheircoffeeanddotheirgrown-upthing,yaknow,andkidslisten.Thisisahugeresponsibility.What?Areyougonnakissme?

  CHANDLER:[Joeygrabsafryingpan]Yes,hittingherwithafryingpan'sagoodidea.Wemightwannahaveabackupplan,though,justincasesheisn'tacartoon.

  ERICA:No,nonono,youdon'thavetotellmeanything.Youdon'thavetoexplainyourselftome.Ooh,whoamItoquestionthegreatDr.DrakeRemore?

  PHOEBE:Oh,Iwouldlovetohavekids...you're,you'rethe,you're,meplaythesongsthatIwillwriteforthem.

  ERICA:Who'sthey?

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